Boots jokes
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
School and Boot Camp are a lot alike. The only difference is that in school, you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.