Lazybones jokes
Get up, you lazybones!
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Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...
"Lazy."
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."
Beans
I'm treated like God when I'm home, I'm usually ignored until someone wants something.