Lazybones jokes

Get up, you lazybones!

Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.

Sans: I am doing something.

Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?

Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.

Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.

Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.

One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.

My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...

"Lazy."

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Beans

I am the grand wizard, mak.

Bunger.