What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.

What is the difference between a human and a magic house to the earth is the human body of the human being human is it human human can be the one ☝️ day today after the night is the snow ❄️ time and a

What has no legs 🦵 and a human body? A human with no legs 🦵

What time is it when you say no to ethrything ? Time to get bored

What did the girl say to the man with a moustache? I moustache you a question

What do you call a school that can talk? A school 🏫 with a face

What is your body like? Soft

Hey What do you want we broke up like 5 days ago leave me alone Ok first wanna do some things What kind of things Illegal things Like what Knock you of and hide your body 🤡🤡🗡

why did the skeleton not go to prom? because it had no body to dance with!

my pal ased me why no body wants to eat the spaghetti he make in his restaurent welp,because it’s impastable

So one day, I took a trip to Russia, and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any body guards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days. After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I had said yes, and the officer said god help us. So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent, and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said. I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy. He said we did, and that we were extremely drunk.

My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball. He didn’t have any BODY to go with.

When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree

Two guys are on a plane. One of the guys name is Jack. The other is Peter Peter: "Hi Jack" Flight Attendant: "Your going to high jack the plane?!?! Jack: "No my name is Ja-" Flight Attendant: "Every body stay calm! These two men are going to high jack the plane!" Jack: “No, no. My name is Jack and my friend here is an idiot.”

Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose



Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and the begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down the the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, loling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more. When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying,” Linda your just as amazing at fucking at your sister.”

what do you call a person with cancer a ghost with a body

I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so fucking happy.