Bodily Function jokes
I love fard 😋
There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.
Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
*fart* 👀 Oops!
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
Toot and poop.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
Pee.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
I farted. LOL.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.