Bathroom humor jokes
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.
"OK, son," he says. "It's as easy as counting to 5."
1. Pull down your pants. 2. Pull back your foreskin. 3. Pee in the toilet. 4. Put your foreskin back. 5. Pull up your pants.
From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father noticed his son was taking quite some time in the toilet. He went to check on him and overheard his son saying, "2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4."
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
Snort poo poo.
I love fard 😋
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
Pooooop.
Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."