Bodily Function jokes
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
It's all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee.
A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after a while and says, "Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in."
WHY
the struggle is real
this happens to me all of the time
