Board jokes
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."