I'm a big fan of white boards. I find them... Remarkable.
Two towers.
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting behind the man asks him, “Are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard: the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills," grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence," grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
