Blood Jokes

Did you know that whenever i read my blood donor ID?

Because it says 'B Positive'

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

my fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type, after performing some tests the doctor said " well the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?

A: Chicken noodle suwoop

I told my wife i needed a blood transfusion when i could not remember she said be positive to. Bad i am now a ghost wrighting this

If you turn the word racecar backwards it says racecar. But if you turn the racecar sideways you have Paul walkers blood on your hands

My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie ....... no one could tell that it was their blood

Jesus took bread and said: "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said: "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise and Peter said: "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"

Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks... "Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"

"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."