Blind jokes
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
I wish I was blind.
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
Why is Helen Keller's child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.