What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
Blind Jokes
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
I wish I was blind.
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
Why is Helen Keller's child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,
"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
So, a blind man got run over by a car... a parked car.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
