Blind

Blind jokes

What's the definition of rude?

Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.

Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

Sadly, he didn't see it coming.

I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!

In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.

I mean, I don't see why not.

You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.

Answer: Nazi.

So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,

"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...

What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))

Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?