Blind jokes
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.