Black person jokes

What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?

They both don’t work.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

What did God say when he created the first black person?

"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?

One has a dad, while the other searches.

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?

What do you call a black person?

Black.