Black person jokes
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call a black person?
Black.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What do you call a black person swimming? Cursed Minecraft image.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What does Chainsaw Man's chainsaw say as he chases a black person?
"Runnnnigernigernigerniger..."
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.