Black person jokes
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.