My mom got a clown for my birthday but it ended up being my sister🤡
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way it really ruined her birthday.
I have a problem my dad any my girlfriend have the same birthday. So one took my virginity and the other is my girlfriend
I went to the eyedoctor and I couldn't read. they showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
So, I got my blind friend a big Mac for his birthday, a week later he walked up to me and said "Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: Happy birthday to you.., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear____, happy birthday to u Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!..
I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, But he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch
a dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday and he replied... hows about a urinal cake?!!
I'm funny but sad I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
What did sally get for her 18 birthday a brick . Why did she get a brick she h
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?
Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
What did sally get for her birthday? A football! Only joking she hasn't opened the box yet.
So my friends birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
i hate my birthday for my first birthday my mom gave me my life i liked it when it was new and fun now its broken and sad and i wanna take it back
What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake
Man Everybody Birthday Is This Year🤦🏽♂️
What Do You Sing On a Dead Person's Birthday? Happy Death-Day To You
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
