Suicide: Turning ones biology into complex organic chemistry.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split.
Child- Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodnight Grandma. Goodbye Grandpa! Dad- Wait, why are you saying that? Child- I just felt like it The next day, the Grandpa is dead Dad- That's just a VERY scary coincidence. Child- Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodbye Grandma. Dad- Wait, why are you saying that? Child- I just felt like it. The next day, the Grandma is dead. Dad- That's just a VERY scary coincidence. Child- Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy! Dad- Oh no. If I survive until tommorow, everything will be okay! Survives until tmmrow Dad- Whew! That was nice! *Goes to house* Mom- Honey! I was so worried about you! The mailman just dropped dead on our porch! (If you don't get it, the mailman is the biological father)
They say people are 75% water But I'm 100% useless
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "hows your biological parents? they well?"
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
I make science puns, but only periodically :3
What did the step brother and step sister do together? OOOF MITOSIS
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww Mitosis!
Father: “Son, you were adopted.”
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”
Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
Engineer: I know engineering and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of anti-bodies.
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
Don’t let an extra chromosome get you down
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
Why does the nucleus feel trapped? Because it’s inside a cell!
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
