Biology

Biology Jokes

Worm

What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailβ€”it'll be delighted!

Blade

My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?

Lightbulb

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Penis

After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?

My penis.

Rooster

On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.

I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!

I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!

Crab

What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?

They shellabrated their mommy.

Fighter

What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?

Downy unstopables.

Egg

What's the difference between you and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

People

I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.