Plushie jokes

if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.

There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.