Bill jokes
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
Hee hee
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"
"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.