Bill

Bill Jokes

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke-up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey".

why did the dumb blonde take a 🚿 outside of the 🏠 while it was 🌧 because the dumb 🤪 👱‍♂️ 👱‍♀️ did not pay the 💧 🚰 🚿 🚱 💦 bill

How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18 - 24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills she would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA

Stephen hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged

He also forgot to pay the power bill

If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy you would hear Stephen Hawking

What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

There both mc lovin what there eating.

The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say "Boy you Can Keep It"

Apparently rich people have the smallest penises, makes sense why bill gates called it "MicroSoft"

one day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar,I ordered a drink,Howard told the waiter to put it on his.. BILL