Bill jokes
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
bill tran
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
Julius Caesar & Tork Poettschke at the doctor's office:
"The doctor has now sent me the bill."
"Make him aware of his duty of confidentiality!"
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
What do you think of the Bill Cosby movie?
Netflix and alcohol.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
Bill, that's racist!
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.