Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
The truth behind hitlers suicide, his gas bill was to high.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
