Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
