Bill jokes
Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollers at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. When I go outside tomorrow, there better be something that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds!" Bill says, "Ok." The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it. It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!