A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of ten dollar bills so he asks the bartender if its a jar of tips. The bartender says no, its for a bet. So the man asks what the bet is and the bartender says, well if you put ten dollars into the jar then knock out the bouncer, next you go outside and remove a rotten tooth out of the rottweiler’s mouth, and last you go upstairs and give an orgasm to the fat lady who has never had one. If you can do all those things then you get everything in the jar as well as free drinks for the month. So the guy puts in ten dollars, turns to the guy next to him and knocks him out with one punch. Then the guy continues outside, all you hear for an hour is screaming and whining from the dog, when all is silent the man walks in and asks, so where is the fat lady with the tooth?

bippidy boppidy boo Bill Cosby is coming for you

Bippity Boppity Boop Bill Cosby’s coming for you.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

How do turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put him in the microwave until his bill withers

how do birds pay? with their bills.

Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?

Because he didn’t want to see the bill.

hi i am bill

bill tran

Jig jill bill ate a pill

What is Bill Gates’ favourite equation?

1 + 1 =

What does Monica and Bill Clinton have in common…They both did not inhale. lol

plz look up rainbow kiss- Bill Cosby

what do u call bill tran? stopid noob

I always loved going to Bill Cosby’s house; he always greeted me when I woke-up with “Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey”.

BILL COSPLAY

What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald’s have in common?

There both mc lovin what there eating.

bill never do that again

Stephen hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged

He also forgot to pay the power bill

If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy you would hear Stephen Hawking

one day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar,I ordered a drink,Howard told the waiter to put it on his… BILL

what does a husband of a woman do when he is horny.he goes on a buisness trip with 100 1 dollar bills

The duck bought lipstick when he paid he said put it on my bill

bill thats racist

7 little children gathered around the bed bill cosbys fantasy all he wants to do is tickle the kids its as plain as can be 7 cell mates gathered around the bed ready to rape bill cosby instead

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