What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
Bill Jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollers at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. When I go outside tomorrow, there better be something that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds!" Bill says, "Ok." The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it. It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
