Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Bigness Jokes
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
