Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
What do you call a thic boy... big boi
Big butt
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
Evan, yo mum rode on my big PP love, dad.
Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?
Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.
Guy 1: Don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.
Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#
**Meow...**
Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
What did the fish say to the other fish? you have a big butt! the other fish said, we dont have butts......
Three dead bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face.
The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The inspector then asks, "What about the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" asks the inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
I LOVE BIG HARRY DICKS
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
To start, I'm a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
