The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music." The second windmill said, " I'm a big metal fan."
i like my coffe like i like my wamem
big tits
I went to China and said I have a big cock so they thought I said they look like a cock then I realised I said it in English
evan yo mum rod on my big pp love, dad
( Guy 1: Why my cat's so angry ? ) ( Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage ) ( Guy 1: Don't you ? ) ( Guy 2: Yeah it seems delicious ) ( Guy 1: Mmm so .. w-wait what are you doing ? I didn't think you mean the one in my lunch :< where are you leaving #_# ) **Meow ...** ( Guy 1: Shut up i will never feed you this sausage it's not for you :< -_- </3 )
what do u call a tall affluent person-a big success
a lumberjack goes to a person ́s house then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf
My mom said " YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE" Is said " Are you gong to PUNis me?
youre foreheads so big it makes kanyes ego small
Why is Uranus so big? Bc you discovered it
What did the fish say to the other fish? you have a big butt! the other fish said, we dont have butts......
Three dead bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face.
The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The inspector then asks, "What about the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" asks the inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."
So I am an emo dude so I sit in the back of the class and I talk to no one.But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me so I just ignored him.Then he got really pissed off and said “I’m gonna kill you”.I was like “Your gonna kill me just because I ignored you, is your ego that big, wow.”He left then the next day he brought his goons with him and said “now your dead” I ignored him again and he said “you will pay for this.”So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house then him and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died so I kept on walking.I had some rope traps set.This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emo’s.We have ropes everywhere.
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
I LOVE BIG HARRY DICKS
your forehead is so big i can write an essay on it
To start im a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off" I said. He said "then you try it". He gave me the Santa suit and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Dounut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds? A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme. When he got back to put the thyme away he relized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing it was just a big waste of your thyme.
