Bigger jokes
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.