Bigger jokes
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!