Bigger jokes
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.