Bigger Jokes

if someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, your the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person

why was the orphan so successful?, because his options where to go bigger or go home he only had one choice. :)

Your butt is bigger than uranus

i thought i saw a cool sticker on my office window, then i realized it was getting bigger and bigger

I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger than it hit the bottom o f the earth and "explosion"

What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.

Why’s bbc called bbc?

The dude’s shlong gets bigger everytime he says n-

Why is my dick like a balloon?

The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.

dont tell me i haven't got balls i just happen to wear mine mine on my chest and i can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours

A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says,”What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?” The boy cries. Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says,”You gonna tell your mom?”, the little boy says, Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over.

The Bal kept getting bigger and bigger... and then it hit me.

I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger then it hit me

basketballs are bigger then end

I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger...then it hit me