Bigger jokes
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 馃槖
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
What鈥檚 a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it鈥檚 bigger than your dad鈥檚!
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.