I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger
Then it hit me
Dear Autocorrect i never wanted to spell the Word "bigger"
why was the orphan so successful?, because his options where to go bigger or go home he only had one choice. :)
dont tell me i haven't got balls i just happen to wear mine mine on my chest and i can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours
a texan and a alaskan walk in a room the alaskan says "my state is bigger than yours" the texan says "it won't be when it melts"
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
a stab wound
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, But bigger ones need a crane.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
Bully...you such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just viben, he was telling ever guy that walked by if his dick was bigger then theirs they have to give him 50 bucks long story short I walked away with 100 bucks that day
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dicks dick is still bigger that Bruce Lee.
if someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, your the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we're through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
