Bigger Jokes

What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?

a stab wound

What's bigger than the Milky Way?

Michael Jackson's nose

Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, But bigger ones need a crane.

I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.

Why does 9/11 only get a day but Pride gets an entire month? Because pride is a bigger tragedy.

Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger

Then it hit me

Why are Black people getting stronger? Because the TVs are getting bigger

Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!

I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just viben, he was telling ever guy that walked by if his dick was bigger then theirs they have to give him 50 bucks long story short I walked away with 100 bucks that day

Dear Autocorrect i never wanted to spell the Word "bigger"

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dicks dick is still bigger that Bruce Lee.

My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive. I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked "How is that supposed to work?". I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"

Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.