Bigger jokes
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?
What do you mean? He doesn't have one.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."