A Grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.....The Bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you". The Grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says "Bartender, I want to buy that douche bag a drink". The bartender says "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!". The drunk says "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink". The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?". She says "Vinegar and water"
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream and a lot of root beer!
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
What’s an Emo’s favourite drink?
Water, JK it’s cyanide
why is drinking soda so sad?
Its soda-pressing
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!🍷👊💥😂
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee Me: yeh, of course My Bff: ok which one Me: You know......the black one Me: like my soul... My Bff: jeez you ok
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
what soda does mountains drink? mountain dew
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as RedBull
How does Moses make his tea? He Brews!!!
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She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions???
Answer: Expresso!!! (KILL MEH)
What do you call a spice with a PHD
Dr. Pepper
A hand of Pepsi murdered a coca cola a innocent sprite yelled QUICK! CALL DR PEPPER! Eventually a 7 up called Dr pepper the coca cola was fine
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies
