Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
My chocky milk, don't you touch my chocky milk! It's mine! No it's not! It's your face! Ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
"Among Us" tea water.
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
