What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
My chocky milk, don't you touch my chocky milk! It's mine! No it's not! It's your face! Ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
"Among Us" tea water.
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
What goes in small and soft And comes out big and hard A tea bag
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
