Beverage

Beverage Jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.

If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

I told him my dad never came back with it.

A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"

A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"

Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.

He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.

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