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Razor

    • There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

    John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

    Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

    John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."

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    • Vampire

    • See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

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    • Body

    • Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.

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    • Incest

    • A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."

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    • Democracy

    • An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""

    "We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"

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    • Part

    • What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).

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    • Pilot

    • The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

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    • Bike

    • “My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.

    I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”

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    • Priest

    • Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?

    Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.

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    • Food

    • Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

    T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

    Body

    • (Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

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