Belt

Belt jokes

Cowboy

There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."

The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"

Parent

What do black parents and elevators have in common?

Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.

Waist

What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?

A waist of time.

Memes

Friend

My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.

It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.

Wrestling

I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.

Grade

When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.

When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.

Road

Why did the kid cross the road?

Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂

Fat

You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

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  • Arrest

    Why was the belt placed under arrest?

    For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣

    Grade

    When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.

    Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.