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The belt broke
yo mama so big her belt size said equator
what do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
a waist of time
why do orphans like belts they remind them of their father
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop
What did the shirt say to the pants?? Belt.
when your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school. When you get home your mom with the belt going 1k m9iles per hour.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silluoette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
why did the kid cross the road because he wasn't wearing his seat belt😂
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
-she wasn't wearing a seat belt
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whats adams biggest fear andy with a belt
Why was the belt placed under arrest? For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Why is the belt arrested because it held up a pants
ur mom uses the equator as a belt
Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn’t wearing a seat belt
when you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands. 20 minutes later them slapping you with the belt.
"What did the zero say to the eight?" "That belt looks good on you."
