Belt jokes

There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."

The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"

Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."

The belt broke.

I bought a belt made of clocks.

It was a waist of time.

What do black parents and elevators have in common?

Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.

What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?

A waist of time.

Why do orphans like belts?

They remind them of their father.

Why did the kid cross the road?

Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂

What did the shirt say to the pants?

Belt.

When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.

When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.

My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.

It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.

I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

What's Adam's biggest fear?

Andy with a belt.

Your mom uses the equator as a belt.

Why was the belt placed under arrest?

For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.