whats adams biggest fear andy with a belt
What did 0 say to 8? Hey, nice belt!
What do you call a clock on a belt
A Waist of Time
why do orphans like belts they remind them of their father
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2 - LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺 DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
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A: Let’s stick together.
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A: Beast Buy.
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A: So he could use his drumsticks.
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A: A t-shirt
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A: She nailed it.
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A: Pop.
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A: It’s a weak day.
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A: He was running for office.
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A: Inside.
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A: He forgot his lawsuit.
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A: An eyeball.
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A: Shells.
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A: In the fall.
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A: Because he knew he would pass.
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A: Because it was flat.
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A: Pi
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why did the kid cross the road because he wasn't wearing his seat belt😂
Why is the belt arrested because it held up a pants
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
-she wasn't wearing a seat belt
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don’t succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane, and his buddy says "well did you jump?"the guy says yeah, a little at first.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the equator
ur mom uses the equator as a belt
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants
Why was the belt placed under arrest? For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
a girl comes home finds her dad and 4 year old brother on the sofa she says dad why is he wearing that face mask the dad buckles his belt and says theirs more for you hunny
"What did the zero say to the eight?" "That belt looks good on you."
Yo mama so big, her belt size is "equator."
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them”. We then decided to aid him