Being jokes

Why can't orphans be gay?

There's no one to call "daddy."

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.

All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.

The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"

The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"

The school shooter: "I don't know."

The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."

Why can't an orphan be gay?

They have no one to call daddy.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What do orphans be on Halloween?

They be themselves.

What does my dad have in common with Nemo?

They both can’t be found.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!

What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?

A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.

So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."

Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”

Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.