Being jokes
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, but Jill fell down and Jack came tumbling down after.
(And you thought this would be a joke.)
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.