Being jokes
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
Your life.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.