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If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
A true God would be godless himself.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.