Newest Behavior Jokes - Page 2

Right I have a dog and his name is syndrome and when ever he is Good I go back good syndrome but when ever he is naughty I go Down syndrome

Why Do Orphans Bully People

Because They Cant Get Suspended

Contact Parent _______

if ur white and ur racist to someone dont do anything

why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls

wtf is wrong with people?-

You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower

if you have a teacher who is a Karen comment what the worst thing that they did to u or ur entire class I know this ain’t a joke but why not

Little Johnny went to school and right before class started, he pulled down his pants and said "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his teacher told him to put on his pants and go to the office. The principal asked him what he did, so he pulled down his pants and said "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Then the principal called his mom. The mom got there and took little Johnny home. They got in the car, and his mother asked "Johnny, what did you do this time? So johnny pulled his pants and said "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Once they got home his dad was off work and heard that johnny was coming home early from school, once again he asked johnny what he did. Johnny pulled down his pants and said "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his dad was surprised so his dad pulled down his pants and said "Big whale, big whale."

There was once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off while the other one was always happy. This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine and you left me in here all night so I'm angry!" His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was litterally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap their has to be a pony in here somewhere!"

What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common? They both like to hide in dark places, Look creepy, And like to lure small creatures

is it just me or ever body has a Darkside like a psycho side and then you act like crazy for some reason

why do you let your dads sleep so they dont get grumpy and eat your dinner

Whats the difference between crazy people and regular people.

We don't live in their heads

My kids so dam bad.we took them to Disney in Florida.they paid me not to bring them back ever.

I had a dog with an eating disorder. He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.

We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.

me on my way to the prinsiples office after the trans kid told me to act my age so i told him to act his gender

Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer but they only had 2 dollars each. Christopher got an idea and run away to the butcher and see if he got something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys. - Are you crazy?! Said Tony to Christopher. 'We don't have any money!' - Take it easy now, said Christopher. 'I have a plan.' When they finnished drink everything up christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth. The bartender saw what they did and throw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub. After the 10th pub said Tony: I can't do this anymore. I am drunk and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk. - How do you think i feel? Said Christopher exhausted. ' I dropped the sausage in the 3th pub!'