Behavior jokes
A woman was sitting alone at a bar, and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sad. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks, they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived, she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time, she burst open her bedroom door and said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand, and a 12-inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there, I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants, and came on your curtains. It's been fun!"
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".
I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? ππ
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."