Beethoven jokes
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
Cock.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
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What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!