Vienna

Vienna Jokes

Michael Jackson

In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.

Michael Jackson

In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.

Sausage

What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?

cocks of African-American men

Priest

Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?

Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.