Classical Music jokes
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
Memes
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na.
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
