What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? -- Because his teacher was Haydn.
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, I hope that wan't to much to (Handel), (Dont) let it (Strauss) you out. For all of my musicians out there!
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school. I had to listen to it at twenty four seven, after that I sang the song the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
