Classical Music jokes
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
