What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎