Beef jokes
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
I don't joke about vegans. That would be tasteless...
I have no beef with them.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
You look like a burger.
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.