Q: What do you get from a two legged cow A: lean beef
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed? Ground beef
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth? Ground beef
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so...
Carrots????
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him Rachel said. Watch two martial arts movies , eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar. Jim replied with a shocked look, that's what I do after Mr tugman shakes my hand to long.
My sister has cows and after 4 months she said the was a miss steak.
If 2 vegetable have a argument is called beef
Are you beef? Because your Carlos-Asada
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
Cuz it's a ham-burger isn't it?
What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
what is Stephen Hawkings Favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef? Palpatine: Stew it
One day Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger 🍔?
Thank a Roo.
What do you call a cow with two legs? -- Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? -- Ground beef.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? because they had beef with eachother
