Beef jokes
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow! What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.