A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions ..you must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate and you must never hold on to any beef . " The Angel then disappeared. The man did as was told and became generous and kind ..as he emerged from the betting office with all his money... he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person..each and everytime. He ,however couldn't seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what . When he died the Angel came back for him .. "But I'm undeserving I can't come with you" he said .. "Yes you can" replied the Angel , "you gave all your stake ( steak) away"
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
why do cows die cues they are to beef
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-Hey Dude you some beef , you want some beef from me ? - No thanks.. I'm vegetarian!
An Aussie an Asian and a Frenchmen are in a bar. The Asian throws his risky in the air and shoots it, the Frenchmen asks “why did u do that?” The Asian says “there are plenty of them where we come from. The Frenchmen throws his champayne in the air and shoots it then the Aussie asks “why did u do that?” The Frenchmen replies “there are plenty of them where we come from”. The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian then the Frenchmen asked “why did u do that?” The Aussie then replies “there are plenty of them where we come from”
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away? Get to the ground beef
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents? Grounded beef.
why don't chicken and sheep get along? because they have beef between them
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What happens when a cow masturbates? Beef Jerky
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed? Ground beef
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth? Ground beef
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so...
Carrots????
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Q: What do you get from a two legged cow A: lean beef
what is Stephen Hawkings Favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef? Palpatine: Stew it
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle? Beef strokin' off
