What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth? Ground beef
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."
Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
