Become jokes
When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.
It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.