How did Jesus become self sovern? He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
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My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam. That being said I wish he hadn't!
If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them but once the little people come jumping of them out it becomes sad and awful.
A man had moved to a new contry with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there telling he wanted his dog to be groomed. The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours" so the man left and came back a couple hours later when he asked about his dog he was given a box of jerky he found out "happy dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
What do you call the White House when a women becomes President. A stable
What do dead babies amd fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun, it comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now pay later.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. 24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back. 31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy you've worked out it is ak but what is 59 minis 12. Timmy shakes his head not knowing the teacher asks how about ak 49 minus 2? Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells What comes after ak Timmy!? The white kid at the back stands shouts 47 and pulls the trigger.
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If you start at a bait shop you're an amateur baiter but once you achieve the highest level you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on shrimp boat
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
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When does a cub become a Boy Scout When he eats his first brownie
At what point does a joke become a dad joke? When it disappears and never returns home
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing? Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
I dont think I could ever become a beggar , I really dont like change
