Beauty jokes

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad.

Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.

So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."

"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."

Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?

One is beautiful.

Are you a Pikachu?

Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!

Pokemon

Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

But numbers can. (Lol)

Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.

But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was tiers.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.

Jessie?

Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.