Beauty jokes

If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.

So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."

"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."

What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?

The piranha doesn't wear makeup.

Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?

Are you a Pikachu?

Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!

Pokemon

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?

One is beautiful.

Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

But numbers can. (Lol)

Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.

After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was tiers.

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!