Beauty jokes

Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.

So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."

"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."

I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?

One is beautiful.

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

Are you a Pikachu?

Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!

Pokemon

Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

But numbers can. (Lol)

Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was tiers.

But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.

As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.

Jessie?

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.

May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.