Beat jokes
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Memes
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.