What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
How do you make Alabama cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
THE EGG THAT BEAT KYLIE JENNER
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humour, they think of humour as like a happy thing because humour makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering, if I take a joke like , how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb, none they just beat the room for being black, now that joke isn’t make light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racial discriminated against, it’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind and that is important, humour at its best takes the bad thing in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny
And before you go in the comments and say i agree with rape, I don’t, I hope everybody who rapes someone to have there dick cut of, my little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
Cancer is like a video game
Some people can not beat it
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs
You move the chairs
why does aaron chug beer on a wednesday? because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis
What do you do when your bored
Beat up an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly
If your kid beats up a orphan , what are they going to do? what tell their parents.
