You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
If your kid beats up a orphan , what are they going to do? what tell their parents.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs
You move the chairs
What do you do when your bored
Beat up an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT”
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
