Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
I accidentally walked on the lego batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
