what did robin say to batman when they were getting chicken?
hahaha idk
What did Batman say to robin before getting in the batmobile?
"Get in the batmobile!"
BUH DUM TISh
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
Batman vs Superman?
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back!
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
