Batman

Batman jokes

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.

The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.

I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!

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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?

More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!

But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.

How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.

How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.

Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".

What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.

Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!

Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low

Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.

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    • What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

    Batman has no one to call "daddy."

    One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.

    The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"

    The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!

    Joker gives Batman a phone.

    Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

    Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"