Batman jokes
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"