Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
what is like batman
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman? Two family reunions!
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
