Batman: I’m vengeance
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad
Batman: ...
Dad: Son it’s been 20 years, please let go
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
what is like batman
Morbius was awesome and the Batman sucked.
The p in Batman stands for parents
what is an orphans role model
batman
Why does batman only wear Black Because he's Emo
Why do Orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people and also he stole their life story!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman? Two family reunions!
Q:What’s the difference between black panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns”
joker gives batman a coupan for new parents its expired
what does orphans in Batman have in common.they'll never see their parents again
Kid at wish I wish I could be Batman doctor okay shoots mum and dad doctor I guess now you’ll have to be gay you wanted to be like Batman
I was reading the new and read that a kid killed his family and when they interviewed him he said he wanted to become Batman
the orphan asked a genie to become batman then he went home and saw his parents dead
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon
I was making fun of an orphan ,then i realized he tracked me down . I made a bad decision he was batman!
what is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage batman
Please Fokes you can hit the thumbs up button on the ones you like. There is no need to repost..
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate.. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker! But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY"
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced"
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15
What's the differnce between Batman and a gay person What batman has no one to call daddy
