Bat

Bat Jokes

Baby

What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?

Hitting it off with a cricket bat.

Hitler

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.

But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

Orphan

Why do orphans never play baseball?

'Cause they can never get a home run.

Orphan

How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?

A baseball game has a home run.

Orphan

Why did the orphan join the baseball team?

Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.

Pokémon

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

Baseball

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).

Baseball Game

When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.

Batman

If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?

"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."

Cricket

What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?

A bat.