Bat jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.