Bat

Bat Jokes

I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why

By the way he was an orphan

Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying

now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide

why cant orphans play baseball

they don't know where the home is

also what do you call an orphan taking a selfie

a family photo

How do you keep a blind kid entertained? You take him to a stadium crowd then give him a bat and tell him to hit the pinyata.

Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball , the orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat