Bat jokes
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
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What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.