Bat jokes
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
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What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.