Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying
now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why cant asians play cricket Theyll eat the bat
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat
At baseball practice... Hey John did you bring the bucket of balls? No but I got two right here
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat~!
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? stopping it with a cricket bat
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees
what's an orphans least favorite game.
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Q:how can you tell if a vampire is sick
A:By how much hes coffin
A blind man walks into a woman’s bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says before you tell your joke you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols, do you still want to tell that joke cowboy. He thought for a second and said not if I have to explain it five times.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What is an orphans favorat movie. Hint not home alone. Its actually bat man cuz they are 50% the same as him
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
why are asians so bad at baseball.... because they ate the bat
whats the difference between a orphan and a baseball player ? the base ball player knows where home base is.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat
