Bat jokes
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3