Bat

Bat jokes

Batman

Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.

Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide

Morbid jokes

A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

Orphan

Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

Baseball

At baseball practice...

"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"

"No, but I got two right here."

Baby

What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.

Orphan

What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Baseball because they can't find home plate.

Blonde joke

A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."

Orphan

I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.

Orphan

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.

Internet

Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.

Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

The baseball player knows where home base is.