Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
